Religious shit.
1) Buddhism---If S happened it's not really S.
2)Islam---If S happens it's the will of Allah
3)Protestantism ----S happen because you don't work hard enough
4)Judaism----why does this S always happen to us.
5)Hinduism---this S happen before
6)Catholicism-----S happen because you're bad.
7)T.V Evangelism------send more of that S.
8)JW's-----I never said that S.
9)Agnosticism--maybe S happens,maybe it doesn't
10)Hara Krishna: Lets smoke this shit.